The Weekly WTF would like to thank Michael Schur and The Good Place for 4 seasons of perfect TV.

WE MADE IT THROUGH A WHOLE MONTH!

I’m a little sad because The Good Place is over. It’s rare that you get to watch a perfect show as it happens. So to keep it sleazy this WTF is totally Good Place-based.

• “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”

• “Man, it’s hot. But it’s a dry heat.”

• “You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.”

• “Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.”

• “Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?”

• “Everyone here thinks I’m Taiwanese. I’m Filipino. That’s racist. Heaven is so racist.”

• “Welcome to the Good Place. Sponsored by: otters holding hands while they sleep. You know the way you feel when you see a picture of two otters holding hands? That’s how you’re gonna feel every day.”

Okay. We’ve sat on the bench long enough. It’s time for us to pass through the doorway. But we’ll be back next week with a fresh set of WTF-ery. If you see anything you think should be in the next article leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee