Billy Corgan was wrong. The world isn’t a vampire, it just sucks.

Let’s burn this mofo to the ground, Pookie!!!!!

Wow, another week already? Seems like it was just 7 days ago that we shook our heads at the stupidity of the world. Well LET’S DO IT AGAIN!

• Chicken isn’t vegan?

• “She turned me into a newt!” “A newt?!?” “I got better…”

• This is also known as the Kentucky Quinceañera starter pack.

• We’re gonna need a bigger house, but not much bigger. Like 100 square feet tops.

• Did the entire world forget that tacos exist?

• What are you doing? It’s called a dog pile. You are a silly cat.

• Every wedding after this will be a let down, honestly.

• “May the Force be with you.” “And also with you.”

Welp, that does it for me. I need a nap and a cookie. Enjoy your weekend, and if you see anything you think is WT-worthy leave it in the comments below or shoot me a tweet at @arrpeebee.