It keeps happening so we keep pointing it out. When they make it stop we’ll post some nice recipes.

Who else is hungry for some of that freaky goodness?

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [takes breath] OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Them Duck Dynasty folks are a bunch of babyfaces!

• Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a freaking book for once.

• If a 3 day music festival fails in the forest and no one can hear it does it get moved to a totally random location?

• Madam, you have my complete attention.

• When I said you were the cock of the walk THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

• Did someone order a bucket of chums?

• BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!!

• So good, you’ll suck dick.

 

I don’t know about you but I am now ready to unplug from the world for a few days. We’ll get back to compiling it all on Monday. In the meantime, if you see something you think should go in next week’s WTF please leave it in the comments below.