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Workin’ For A Livin’

Everybody needs a job. Even the puppets of the shadow masters who control the world’s economies.

As our modern day equivalent of Woody Guthrie, Huey Lewis, once said: “That’s the power of love”. But more to the point, he also said:

Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’, livin’ and workin’
I’m taking what they giving ’cause I’m working for a livin’

We all have to work for a living, even soon-to-be-ex-Presidents of the United States and those who are vying to replace him. And since only one person will have that job come January 20th, 2017, we here at PCU want to help President Obama, Secretary Clinton, Senator Sanders, and Donald “Make America Great Again” Trump in their job searches in case they are not the one behind the Resolute desk in a little over 6 months. So…

Pointing Obama

“Who’s awesome? YOU’RE awesome!”

5 jobs for Barack Obama post-White House:

  1. Hide behind a curtain in Paul Ryan’s office & whisper “Obamacare is still the law” whenever Ryan starts feeling a little too full of himself
  2. Joe Biden’s “cool black friend” at parties
  3. The “if you don’t appoint my Supreme Court nominee I’ll nominate Obama” threat to keep the Senate from filibustering
  4. The new Dan-o on Hawaii 5-0
  5. US Diplomat to Kenya

Hillary Who Farted

Hillary knows who farted (and it was her).

5 jobs that Hillary Clinton should never have:

  1. Geek squad tech
  2. Gretchen Carlson’s replacement on Fox & Friends
  3. White half of a Vegas “Ebony & Ivory” cabaret act with Condoleezza Rice
  4. White Water raft tour guide
  5. Professional campaign strategist

Bernie Can't Control His Hand

“Help me! My finger has become self-aware and is acting on its own!”

5 jobs that should hire Bernie Sanders:

  1. Union rep who gets jobs as a Wal-Mart greeter to foment change
  2. Werther’s candy spokesman
  3. Larry David impersonator
  4. Form a tag team w/Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson called “The Rock & Wall Street Reform Express”
  5. Any place where he can make money saying that something is “Yuge”

Trump My Precious

My preciousssssssssssss.

5 jobs Donald Trump should never try to do:

  1. President of the NAACP
  2. Orange picker in California
  3. Hair stylist
  4. Spray tan spokesmodel
  5. Ghostwriter
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