Don’t know if Facebook told you or not but there’s an election wrapping up in the US today, and for a lot of us it is the most stressful and consequential election in our lifetimes. So take a moment, step away from Nate Silver’s panic sweats, and join me in an oasis of election-free dumbassery.
- I know you’re partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn’t rise and set on the corner grocery.
- Whoever had “murderous caterpillars” on their 2020 bingo card come on down and collect your winnings.
- Honestly sometimes the headline of the article does all of the heavy lifting and nothing I write here will be funnier than that headline. So I’m just going to make this a hyperlink. Enjoy.
Okay Y’all. Try to stay sane. We will all get through this together. It just depends on how much bourbon we need to do it. If you see something WTF-worthy drop me a line in the comments or hit me up on Twitter HERE.