The #WeeklyWTF is back and this time it is going stir crazy from being trapped in the house!

We’re all gonna be indoors for a while so here’s the best of what’s out there (that we cannot experience ourselves right now).

• I prefer my Wild Turkey in a bottle, thank you very much.

• Cougars are still out, looking for fresh young meat.

• I love dogs but I don’t know if this is the motivation I need to get another one.

• I honestly expected this number to be a lot higher.

• “It’s a race! It’s a chase! Hurry up and displace your hip!”

• Finally someone is answering the important questions!

• “And now we’ll go to Deion with the ‘Aww HELL Naw!'”

• This is what happens when you use Faithbook Live.

• I am all about this March of the Penguins reboot.

• This is a Mad-Libs level headline.

• Okay. NOW I want another dog.

Okay. That’s it for now. Stay inside, but if you must go out practice safe social distancing and wash your damn hands A LOT. Although honestly I’m a little bummed that the last point has to be said at all, pandemic or not.

Unless we all go full Contagion I will be here again in about a week with more distractions for you. Until then, if you see something WTF-worthy drop me a line in the comments or hit me up at @arrpeebee. See you later, as long as it is at least 6 feet away.