Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of stupidity.

Has it been a week already? Hasn’t felt like more than a month and a half…

• This never ends poorly for a society.

• Get off of our (incredibly well-manicured) lawn!

• Well, you can’t spell “Subtitle” without “tit”.

• Beach front property available. Correction: beach side property available. Correction: beach available.

• When you think “SEX MACHINE” the first thing that comes to mind is Subaru…

• Oh sure, but when pigeons do it it’s good luck, right? Hypocrites!

• Finally, a judge show I would watch!

• Later the school sent a child home for wearing a New Jersey Devils shirt because he obviously worshiped Satan.

• I’m the best there is at what I do and what I do is provide tasty niblets.

• I’ve read enough Stephen King novels to know where this is going.

• Amphibious Terminators? Sounds like that won’t come back to bite us in the ass.

Okay, that’s it for us this week. Remember, if *you* see anything WTF-worthy leave me a comment below or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee.