Time to let the internet air its grievances.

So…what are YOU doing this weekend?

It’s been a few weeks since I posted. Not due to a lack of WTF-ery, only because too much life got in the way. I have returned, however, with some morsels with which to gird your metaphorical loins as you prepare to see the family members you *have* to see this time of year. Here’s hoping this will help. Now, without further ado…

• In his defense those rental car late fees are no joke.

• Better stock up on vibranium now because the cost is about to skyrocket.

• You can’t spell “Ho! Ho! Ho!” without “Hoot”.

• Whatever happened to bread and circuses?

• I like George Carlin’s 7 dirty words much better.

• We have the meats!

• I can almost afford this.

• I really want to see the online job listing for this position.

I will end my article with my gift to you. For those of you who like me tore through the newspaper every morning to read Gary Larson’s daily dose of absurdist brilliance (for me, always followed by Bill Watterson so I could have the alpha and omega of printed comedy genius), enjoy the trip down memory lane. For those who did not get to have this unique pleasure I almost envy your chance to start fresh and experience it for the first time.

• Return of the Mack.

That’s it for me. If you see anything that you think is WTF-worthy hit me up in the comments below or find me on Twitter at @arrpeebee.