The Weekly WTF is back and it will make you feel SO MUCH BETTER about your life.

Damn. How long has it been since we did one of these? What can I say, sometimes the what the F’s me for a change. But enough with the excuses, let’s get into it:

• I see no way that this could possibly end poorly.

• Maybe now he’ll actually be able to understand what it says.

• One of those rare times when “WTF” is not nearly strong enough of a response.

• Virginia is for lovers. Especially when they have to register after the move.

• He had minor injuries and a major unplanned bowel evacuation.

• His new family should rename him “Mew-dini”.

• Look at these faces and know they care not that they made you late for work.

• And the award for Best Costume That Doubles As Triage Patient goes to…

• No sandwich is worth 15-20 years in county, man.

• It’s hard to get 20 pieces of flair on white robes.

Okay. I’m going to get some pizza because any place that sells chicken is right out for a while. Which one of these made you facepalm hardest? Let me know in the comments. And if you see any WTF-worthy things this week please leave them below or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee