#WeeklyWTF is here, grab a can of beer!

The pay sucks but the perks are addictive.

If you are like me you need a break from the exploding dumpster fire that is national news right now so dig into this instead:

• I said I wanted my pit beef rare but this is ridiculous.

• Lincoln Log Land would’ve let him right in.

• I *knew* I should’ve sold my kid last week!

• When you forget to leave your heart in San Francisco…

• Eat the pig. Ziggy pig.

• I want to rock and roll all night, and chum the water every day.

• All aboard the HMS HULKAMANIA!!!!

• Won’t someone think of the Canadians?!?!?

• Hopefully rubbing Ben-Gay on your thighs doesn’t count as adultery of the heart.

Okie dokie, pokey. I am heading to the hills to get the hell away from humanity for a while. I’ll catch you all next Friday for more proof that the universe is all just running on BASIC and someone typed “20 go to 10” and left the room.

If you see anything WTF-worthy hit me up in the comments below or tweet at me @arrpeebee