All the news that’s fit to drink to.

Apologies, dear readers, for not giving you some WTF last week. The WTF hit me back and I had to go into hiding until it got bored. But I have returned, so let’s get into all the news to get you ready for the weekend…

• You spin me right round baby, right round

And rain makes applesauce.

• At least it’s not an IPA

This would go great with some Rocky Mountain Oysters

• You get a hell yeah! And you get a hell yeah! And YOU get a hell yeah!

If he has a cooking segment with the Rock this show will go from great to glorious. Plus, this announcement gives me a chance to share one of my all time favorite videos.

• Then I punched your face. Now I’m a Belieber!

Hey Justin:

I can’t believe it took a Canadian to make me root for Tom Cruise again.

• E100 – The Fragrance

Her: What are you wearing?

Me: Red Ring of Death

• Florida Man, Florida Man. Doing things a Florida can…

And what do you call your act?

• Sometimes 1 Florida story just isn’t enough

Would you like fries with that?

That’s it from me today. If you have any WTF-worthy news please share it in the comments below!