You had a long weekend. Now try to avoid taking a long walk off a short pier.

Hope you had a good holiday weekend. The yawning abyss awaits.

• Extended warranty? How can I lose?

• She was then transferred to a better hospital where her condition was upgraded to “alive”.

• And you thought putting baseball cards in your spokes made a loud noise.

• Whoo! C Minor!

• Corpsin’! Corpsin’! Corpsin’ on a river!

• From now on I’m splicing this footage into the Artax scene in Neverending Story.

• Finally someone doing God’s work.

• Give a man a WMD and he can blow up for a day. Teach a man to WMD and he can blow up for the rest of his life. Which will probably be about a day.

• She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine AM. And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then.

Okay. That’s all for now. And hey, only 4 days until the next weekend. Until next time if YOU see something WTF-worthy hit me up in the comments below or tweet the link to me HERE.