A whole week in one page’s worth of snark.

No one asked me if I wanted an extra day this month.

Tomorrow is Leap Day. Today is Ennui Day. So let’s just get into this:

• Shit is getting serious.

• I can’t even type if someone is whistling too close to me.

• You can’t spell “Goodest rescuer” without “Groot”.

• I have found my spirit animal.

• KNEEL BEFORE JOD, SON OF GOR-EL!

• She said the hardest part was swinging the club because her nerves are made from solid steel.

• Just wait until she discovers TVs have been invented.

• Netflix and License To Kill.

• Or…they could have all driven 4 minutes away, gone to Popeye’s,  & gotten better tasting chicken that doesn’t hate gay people.

• STOP TELLING US WE SHOULDN’T RAPE THE ENVIRONMENT WITH IMPUNITY!!!!!!!

• Never waste an opportunity to be angry about something you don’t understand.

Okay. That’s enough for me. Any more and I’ll leap day right into a deep chasm. So until next week remember: if you see anything WTF-worthy leave it in the comments below or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee