Another week, another step away from the nihilistic abyss…

It’s the start of a new week and we already need a break. So here you go:

 

• Now they can give you heartburn even after you break up.

• YOUR BOOTY SHAKING GAVE MY SON PUBERTY!

• Mind you don’t cut yourself, Mordecai.

• Who’s a record setting good boy?

• You know, there’s easier ways to hate yourself…

• Looking back on the tracks for a little green bag.

• This is what you get when you elect Yosemite Sam.

• Man, look at all this economic anxiety…

Okay, I need to stop now. But I will keep combing the internet to find all the things you need to get through the week and I’ll be back to share them with you in just a few days. In the meantime, if you see something that should be in next week’s article drop me a line in the comments section below or find me on Twitter at @arrpeebee