This week has what may just be the worst story I’ve ever posted so I gave you a little light at the end of the tunnel…

Watching the impeachment hearings and preparing to listen to that one aunt talk about the state of the nation is enough to make anyone want to leave it all behind, but that’s not always feasible so instead just take a mini-vacation on your phone or computer while I take you on a flight of freaky fancy…

• Technically he’s right.

• And a million LARPers screamed “SEE?!?!?!?!?”

• Every word of this headline gets exponentially better.

• I prefer free-range steak.

• The Swiss miss.

• Wait…there’s a White Castle in Indiana?!?

• It’s rare that I cannot find the words to describe how I feel about something. This is one of those times. (Probably NSFW)

After all of that I think we need this. So if I may gleefully steal from Seth Myers, here is the kind of story we need right now.

Thank you for joining me on this trip down WTF lane. If you see anything you think should be in next week’s article leave a comment below or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee