Who in the hell put Werner Herzog in charge of the matrix?

I had no ulterior motive for choosing this image…

It’s finally fall, which means it’s time for people to switch out from complaining about how hot it is to complaining about how cold it is. Do yourself a favor & order some delivery from your favorite establishment and just stay in and read these links instead.

• This is why I just wait until they cut the cake before I eat at weddings.

• You know what I appreciates about you?

• Robert Burns would approve.

• Satan could not be reached for comment.

• It would be wrong not to obey the road sign.

• You know what else was done in the mid-1800s? That hairdo.

• When I said I would watch Steamboat Willie THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

• I’m tired of these motherf***ing delivery fees in my motherf***ing Prime membership!

• This isn’t how transubstantiation works.

And we end with a post showing respect to a real legend.

That’s it for us here this week. If you see anything WTF-worthy drop me a line here or hit me up on Twitter at @arrpeebee