Where every week is the darkest timeline.

The glitch in the Matrix is getting weirder.

• They’ll never find me in here.

• When 12 year old boys get to write major news headlines.

• Can we be done with the whole Florida experiment now?

• Knit one purl jam two.

• And what do you call your act?

• After a while, crocodile.

• This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.