Weird stuff keeps happening. We will keep collecting it so you don’t have to.

Wherein we find more glitches in the Matrix…

 

• Even in an emergency I am the best boy

Sometimes we need emergency zoomies.

• “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “I boo”

If these two can’t make it work what chance do the rest of us have?

• This Build-A-Bear does *not* screw around

I can haz second amendment?

• STOP EATING MY LUNCH, KAREN. MY NAME IS CLEARLY ON MY LUNCH

I got my THC on GPS

• The Chairman will hear you meow

This is the only way I will watch any Congressional hearings from now on

• When they collided I heard a loud Kapowski

Looks like from now on he’ll be saved by the bus.

• This is why I stay inside and only move when absolutely necessary

In Florida they call this an average Tuesday. Speaking of Florida…

• Even for Florida this is pretty freaking dark

What I cannot understand is how he figured out this workaround. Also, is there a place we can donate pool floaties to this guy? I will gladly go to Five Below and buy him a case a month if it means he doesn’t hurt anyone else.

 

That’s all the weirdness I can handle for now. If you have a tip on a WTF story drop it in the comments below!