Workin’ For A Livin’

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Ron Burr in PCU Zeitgeist // 1 Comment

Everybody needs a job. Even the puppets of the shadow masters who control the world’s economies.

As our modern day equivalent of Woody Guthrie, Huey Lewis, once said: “That’s the power of love”. But more to the point, he also said:

Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’, livin’ and workin’
I’m taking what they giving ’cause I’m working for a livin’

We all have to work for a living, even soon-to-be-ex-Presidents of the United States and those who are vying to replace him. And since only one person will have that job come January 20th, 2017, we here at PCU want to help President Obama, Secretary Clinton, Senator Sanders, and Donald “Make America Great Again” Trump in their job searches in case they are not the one behind the Resolute desk in a little over 6 months. So…

“Who’s awesome? YOU’RE awesome!”

5 jobs for Barack Obama post-White House:

Hide behind a curtain in Paul Ryan’s office & whisper “Obamacare is still the law” whenever Ryan starts feeling a little too full of himself
Joe Biden’s “cool black friend” at parties
The “if you don’t appoint my Supreme Court nominee I’ll nominate Obama” threat to keep the Senate from filibustering
The new Dan-o on Hawaii 5-0
US Diplomat to Kenya

Hillary knows who farted (and it was her).

5 jobs that Hillary Clinton should never have:

Geek squad tech
Gretchen Carlson’s replacement on Fox & Friends
White half of a Vegas “Ebony & Ivory” cabaret act with Condoleezza Rice
White Water raft tour guide
Professional campaign strategist

“Help me! My finger has become self-aware and is acting on its own!”

5 jobs that should hire Bernie Sanders:

Union rep who gets jobs as a Wal-Mart greeter to foment change
Werther’s candy spokesman
Larry David impersonator
Form a tag team w/Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson called “The Rock & Wall Street Reform Express”
Any place where he can make money saying that something is “Yuge”